Tonight at midnight, under the waning crescent moon, I will be participating in my one and only protest of Donald Trump. I really tried to to remain neutral thoughout this election, since matters of this realm don't concern me much, but now Trump wants to "crack down on recreational marijuana" and I'm just done.
Tonight, you can stand solitary or with your coven and know that you are connected with witches from around the galaxy to cast a spell that will prevent Trump from doing our country harm and possibly even banish him from office. So gather some red bull and the supplies listed below and get ready to save the world!
- A photo of the Bastard
- A tiny orange candle
- Needle or pin (to carve candle)
- Tower tarot card
- Bowl of water (Water element)
- Bowl of Salt (Earth element)
- Feather (Air element)
- White candle (Fire element)
- Ashtray or dish of sand
- Pyrite (Fool's Gold)
- Lay out your materials in a circle on your altar.
- Cast a circle of protection.
- Focus on your intent. Visualize Donald Trump stepping down as President and our country reuniting. Try to remain as positive as possible, I mean harm none, right? But do what ye will.
- Light white candle and say:
Hear me, oh spirits
Of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air
Demons of the infernal realms
and spirits of the ancestors
- The the inscribed orange candle and chant,
I call upon you
Donald J. Trump
So that his malignant works may fail utterly
That he may do no harm
To any human soul
Nor any tree
Bind him so that he shall not break our polity
Usurp our liberty
Or fill our minds with hate, confusion, fear, or despair
And bind, too,
All those who enable his wickedness
And those whose mouths speak his poisonous lies
I beeseech thee, spirits, bind all of them
As with chains of iron
Bind their malicious tongues
Strike down their towers of vanity
Invert the Tower card
I beseech thee in my name (say your name)
In the name of all who walk
Crawl, swim, or fly
Or all the trees, the forests,
Rivers and seas
In the name of Justice
Bind them in chains
Bind their tongues
Bind their works
Bind their wickedness
- Light the photo of Trump from the flame of the orange candle
- As the photo burns chant,
So Mote it Be
So mote it Be
So Mote it Be
- Blow out the orange candle while inviting the end of Trump's presidency
- Snuff out the white candle
- Ground yourself - laugh, clap, jump, scream, and have a little snack
- Lastly, dispose of the little orange candle by burying it, throwing it in a crossroad, or in running water.
Remember the power within, make it magic.